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Wobby Gurgle 

The describes the action of gurgling another man's semen. This tradition has been passed down by the ancient Aztecs. It is said to make the gurgler get a huge throbbing bona and the gurgly (the man who arrives/cums) a soft shrivelled shrimp.
The use of Wobby Gurgle described by Aztecs
Gurgly: I have arrived!!
Gurgler: uugh my balls are throbbing and my veins are popping
Gurgly: well my balls are shrivelled
*Gurgler rapidly cums and shits*
Gurgly: that was gurgalicous
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the one friend who tries conversing but only gets an obnoxious noise in response
wousy: hows your day going travis?
travis: ashglhagasjgkasg
wousy by fishbowl0180 July 6, 2020
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Another form of the word Website as made by xkcd.
"Did you see my wobsite?"
"Your what?"
"Wobsite."
"Don't you mean website?"
"You should write about that on your blag."
Wobsite by Bit 101 February 22, 2008
Affectionate nickname for British television personality Jonathan Ross, due to his apparent inability to pronounce the letter R.
I wonder if they'll let Wossy back on the BBC after that business with Wussell Bwand and Manuel from Faulty Towers.
Wossy by The Gene Genie March 31, 2009
A completely sketch website.
"Hold up small brother, don't click that link! It looks like a wobsite."

"While shopping for handcuffs online I clicked on a site. My parents weren't happy, it turned out to be a wobsite."

Why look up questionably non-beneficial things on those wobsites when you can look up educational items on urbandictionary.com?!
Wobsite by Dustantha June 16, 2009
The rate at which cuteness is accumulated, valued, and measured.
Person 1: That's a pretty cute kitty!
Person 2: Yeah, I'd say shes approaching a full wobyn with that rolling around thing she's doing.
wobyn by Valka October 20, 2009
1) A very weak character or girly kind of male.

2) An expression to get a friend or others you are talking to attention as to how weak or feministic either they or others are acting.
1) That guy is so pathetic, He couldn't even throw the ball as far as from first base to the pitching mound. Man what a woosy!

2) "Guys as your coach today, you really played like a bunch of girls, I hate to say it but, you really played like a bunch of woosies, And you Ray was the biggest woosy of all today."
woosy by BBbrewer January 9, 2008