wjw 

Wow, just... wow. Expresses that you have no response to something that was just said.

<Person1> I had to break up with my girlfriend, she wanted a threesome with her best friend.
<Person2> ... wjw

wjw by mikecd May 22, 2008

wjw 

Pronounced wujawa. Acronym for woman's jeans wearer. A man who tries to stretch out jeans from the drier by shaking his butt into the jeans and then doing squats to get them to fit.

Did you see how Matt put on those jeans? What a wjw he is!

wjw by eischer April 12, 2009

WJWGODS 

It an acronym put together by a group of friends trying to be cool. Everybody is dying to know what it means but cant figure it out. originated in Ohio at a College called Heidelberg

Girl: Hey you have WJWGODS on your shirt... was does that mean?

Guy: Come back to the room with me... I can show you better than I can tell you.

Girl: Ok!

WJWGODS by wellgreasedman May 14, 2011

WJWD 

What Jesus Won't Do

Giving fortune to such a lazy people like you is WJWD

WJWD by Djapri November 4, 2008

WJWJ 

Abbreviation for "Wee Joke, Wee Joke". being used commonly in certan online communities.

Used in similar situations as jk.

Toby: You smell! wjwj

WJWJ by Shaide December 17, 2008

wjwam

To choke on your own spit.

The cause of death was wjwam

wjwam by Poosums November 24, 2023

wjwam

A simplified term to ‘choke on your own spit’ originated in the English language. Only a term that is used for choking on your spit only.

“The cause of death was wjwam.”

“Oh shit I just had a wjwam.”

“We’re you choking because you were laughing or was it a wjwam?”

wjwam by Poosums November 24, 2023