The bus driver was Wiving.
by Darkronic April 29, 2011
The best band of all time. An indie-folk band from Grand Rapids, Michigan, they describe themselves as "home grown indie-folk outfit from Grand Rapids, Michigan that defies musical stereotypes." Sounds kinda pretentious, but they're a great band.
by Rennie22 October 6, 2020
by filmfucker420 September 2, 2020
Army wives who don't cheat or lie or steal their husbands money while they are deployed. They are also the coolest, sweetest, strongest group of women you'll ever meet. And if you mess with their soldier they'll kick your ass!
"Damn those girls are such hooah wives"
girl #1 "Well while my soldier is away i can play"
girl #2 "You're so not a hooah wife."
girl #1 "Well while my soldier is away i can play"
girl #2 "You're so not a hooah wife."
by Freaky Frydae August 4, 2008
A group of single ladies that do everything wives cannot, while participating in wife like activities. (mainly boozing)
SCENARIO #1
Little Bitch #1= Oh, wow! Who are those hammered girls wearing trash bags at the bar??
Little Bitch #2= The ones chugging four beers at once? DEFINITELY a Wive's Club member!
SCENARIO #2
Little Bitch #1= Hi, nice to meet you. I noticed you from across the bar, you look thirsty!
Wive's Club Member= OHHHHHHH WELLLL HELLLLLOOO!!!!!!!
SCENARIO #3
Little Bitch #1= Why is that girl screaming over the music in this night club?? I think she is gonna punch a hole in the ceiling from fist pumping!!!
Little Bitch #2= I know a Wive's Club Member when I see one!! The girls chugging vodka next to her are members as well...
Little Bitch #1= Oh, wow! Who are those hammered girls wearing trash bags at the bar??
Little Bitch #2= The ones chugging four beers at once? DEFINITELY a Wive's Club member!
SCENARIO #2
Little Bitch #1= Hi, nice to meet you. I noticed you from across the bar, you look thirsty!
Wive's Club Member= OHHHHHHH WELLLL HELLLLLOOO!!!!!!!
SCENARIO #3
Little Bitch #1= Why is that girl screaming over the music in this night club?? I think she is gonna punch a hole in the ceiling from fist pumping!!!
Little Bitch #2= I know a Wive's Club Member when I see one!! The girls chugging vodka next to her are members as well...
by Wive's Club Member September 13, 2011
When you feel the two extreme sides of an emotion and everything in between, Good/Evil, Love/Hate. Having four wives would lead to a wide spectrum of all these emotions.
He makes me feel like I have four wives.
by Waldorf February 26, 2016
Westford Wives are Westford's answer to the Stepford Wife. Awash in white-middle-class guilt, you can spot them by the designer handbags, jeans worn with stilettos, expertly colored/coiffed hair, perfectly matching mani/pedi, and Dunkin's coffee in-hand.
Their natural habitat is the spa/salon and PTO meetings, but they are most often found driving around in their Lexii or designer minivans, incubating their perfect Gattaca-esque offspring at the local soccer or baseball field.
Westford Wives live to set up playdates for Junior, but only with other "socially acceptable" parents who will invite them to (or join them at) the right parties, dinners, and book discussion groups where their favorite pastime is gossiping venomously about non-Westford Wives.
These creatures regularly emit complaints about their husbands' six-figure salaries not being enough while simultaneously whining about them not being home more to help out around their 2,500 sq. ft. Plywood Palace.
They are the quintessential "circle queens".
Their natural habitat is the spa/salon and PTO meetings, but they are most often found driving around in their Lexii or designer minivans, incubating their perfect Gattaca-esque offspring at the local soccer or baseball field.
Westford Wives live to set up playdates for Junior, but only with other "socially acceptable" parents who will invite them to (or join them at) the right parties, dinners, and book discussion groups where their favorite pastime is gossiping venomously about non-Westford Wives.
These creatures regularly emit complaints about their husbands' six-figure salaries not being enough while simultaneously whining about them not being home more to help out around their 2,500 sq. ft. Plywood Palace.
They are the quintessential "circle queens".
Dr. House: Spoken like a true circle queen. See, skinny, socially privileged white people (Westford Wives) get to draw this neat little circle. And everyone inside the circle is "normal". Anyone outside the circle needs to be beaten, broken and reset so that they can be brought into the circle. Failing that, they should be institutionalized. Or even worse - Pitied.
("House M.D.", Lines in the Sand, 2006)
("House M.D.", Lines in the Sand, 2006)
by godchild March 11, 2010