Wive's Club 

A group of single ladies that do everything wives cannot, while participating in wife like activities. (mainly boozing)

SCENARIO #1

Little Bitch #1= Oh, wow! Who are those hammered girls wearing trash bags at the bar??

Little Bitch #2= The ones chugging four beers at once? DEFINITELY a Wive's Club member!

SCENARIO #2

Little Bitch #1= Hi, nice to meet you. I noticed you from across the bar, you look thirsty!

Wive's Club Member= OHHHHHHH WELLLL HELLLLLOOO!!!!!!!

SCENARIO #3

Little Bitch #1= Why is that girl screaming over the music in this night club?? I think she is gonna punch a hole in the ceiling from fist pumping!!!

Little Bitch #2= I know a Wive's Club Member when I see one!! The girls chugging vodka next to her are members as well...

Wive's Club by Wive's Club Member September 13, 2011

wive_haver 

wive_haver is a very sexy tiktoker that is hotter than you they post dream smp content and they are super cool

"hey! have you seen wive_haver's new tiktok?"

wive_haver by gnfstits July 15, 2021

Genghis Khan's Wives 

Genghis Khan was a prolific lover. Like other rulers, Genghis Khan had many concubines and mistresses. He would take the most beautiful women that he could find from the lands that he had conquered and would make them a part of his harem. This resulted in Genghis Khan having one of the largest harems in history. Genghis Khan slept with so many women that about 16 million men in the world today are direct descendants of him. He also had about 12 wives.

Most of Genghis Khan's wives were given a territory of the Mongol Empire to govern over, and his wives would accompany him on his campaigns. Börte was the most powerful out of all his wives as she was Grand Empress of his empire.

- Börte: First wife. Börte was kidnapped by the Merkits, but was rescued by Genghis Khan within a year.
- Yisui: Genghis Khan took Yisui as his wife after her tribe was conquered by the Mongols.
- Kunju Khatun: It is not unlikely that she was taken from lands conquered by Genghis Khan.
- Khulan khatun: Genghis Khan took her in as a gift from the Merkit's after they surrendered.
- Yesugen: She and Yesui were sisters.
- Yesui: Sister of Yesugen. Yesui accompanied Genghis Khan on his second expedition to the Western Xia empire. Genghis Khan become ill during the expedition, but very few people knew about this because his wife worked to hide his condition.
- Isukhan, Gunju, Abika, Gurbasu, Chaga, and Moge

Read about Genghis Khan's accomplishments
Read about Genghis Khan's laws

"The greatest joy for a man is to defeat his enemies, to drive them before him, to take from them all they possess, to see those they love in tears, to ride their horses, and to hold their wives and daughters in his arms." -Genghis Khan

The above quote has been the subject of some dispute. -Creator of 'Genghis Khan's Wives' definition

Genghis Khan's Wives by CalumetPowder June 9, 2019

scornful farm wives 

These are those tired old worn out bags that have worked the same lame ass factory job for 30 years or more and haven't advanced their knowledge since the first week. They are jealous of anyone who took the time to educate themselves and are vicious and anal. It is fun to make them squirm by waliking around with tape measures and talking in scientific or engineering terms.

"Boy, wouldn't it be nice if those scornful farm wives would retire once and for all? They haven't done anything except share recipes all goddamned day."

scornful farm wives by running out of patience January 5, 2008

Wivenhoe 

A small village in Essex where all the kids smoke pot. Also known as 'The Hoe'

I'm goin down Wivenhoe to get me some pot.

Wivenhoe by Beanius September 6, 2008

The Crane Wives 

The best band of all time. An indie-folk band from Grand Rapids, Michigan, they describe themselves as "home grown indie-folk outfit from Grand Rapids, Michigan that defies musical stereotypes." Sounds kinda pretentious, but they're a great band.

My favorite song by The Crane Wives is Hollow Moon.

The Crane Wives by Rennie22 October 6, 2020

ditch the wives 

something the kids says when something is hip or cool.

‘yo jack look at that judge’s beard, it’s totally ditch the wives‘ - rudy

ditch the wives by filmfucker420 September 2, 2020