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Acronym, stands for "What in the World?"
What in the World is the most annoying package (for Canadian students) you'll ever have to complete (each package has approximately 30-40 pages), with at least 2 maps which you have to label (AND colour ;)), a ridiculous amount of work you have to finish online, and more assignments you have to waste your time completing. When teachers have no other work to keep you busy, they will assign you a WITW package, and if you're lucky, 2 of them! They're the most obvious waste of time ever, but hey! At least you know where the Thames River is located now!
Student 1: Ugh, we have so much homework! 3 reflections and a major project... I hope Ms. Teacher doesn't give us more.
Student 2: Yeah, and considering I need to catch up on the previous homework for this class, adding something else to the homework load would be absolutely detrimental!

Ms. Teacher: Class! As you all know, the winter break is approaching. Therefore, you will need something to keep you occupied during the break, which is why I will be assigning
Student 1: Don't say it.
Ms. Teacher: ...you all
Student 2: No
Ms. Teacher: Another WITW package!
Student 1: 🏃
Student 2: 🏃
WITW by witwistheendofme March 16, 2020
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"What In The World". That's it.
Witw is going on?!
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Worms in the wild. An acronym used to abbreviate a common term used by computer virus analysts.
"Today, major antivirus companies released updates due to newly found witw."

Not to be confused with ggw, a much more interesting subject...
witw by rras December 29, 2004
WITWIAL is an acronym for 'Where In The World Is Adam Lambert'. commonly used on twitter within the Glambert fandom when Adam Lambert hasn't been on twitter in a while.
Ellie: WITWIAL?
Savanna: i heard he went to hawaii for the weekend
WITWIAL by ProudGlambertSav June 18, 2011

Sam Witwicky

The sexual act of a male ejaculating on a females stomach, then drawing random symbols as fast as he can before the sperm dries up.
Man#1: Dude, I just pulled out of her and blew all over her stomach.

Man#2: Did you Sam Witwicky her?

Man#1: You know it!
One who puts on airs, one who attempts to give the illusion of class or intelligence or refinement while, in truth, possessing none of the above.
Humphrey: My stars! I do say this crumpet has a fine oaky taste with a hint of autumn!
Reginald: Humphrey, you witwig! That is a urinal cake! Do not attempt to impress me with your false culinary criticism!
Humphrey: But... How will I make you love me as I love you?
Reginald: Oh you witwig... You know that I already do.

*they embrace*
Witwig by CameronGrantJr June 9, 2014