Mx-Witis 

Mx-Witis is caught after speaking to MxW and is a very serious condition.
Symptoms include twitching, frothing at the mouth, seeing his face on every person you cross and finally ending up in a padded room with a Dairy Milk bar for your only company.
It can only be treated with a strong antibacterial soap, a lot of mouthwash, a visit to the doctors and a restraining order.

"zOmg eeeee'z gt mXwItIs!!!1111 runnnnnn!!!!"

"She has Mx-Witis, it had to be treated with some cream. It was special."

Mx-Witis by L_and_O June 27, 2008

Witshrug 

When somebody is experiencing an extreme situation, and shrug with complete indifference because he has seen 1000 times worst.

John witshurged when the guy pointed his revolver at him because he knew he wasn't ready to kill. John got shot numerous times and he's able to recognize real killers from fake thugs.

When his friend asked him how he could witshrug when his life was in danger, he answered "I come from Medellin's guetto Pablo, this guy wouldn't kill a fly sucking his balls' dry"

Witshrug by mathieul April 2, 2021

wifishing

The act of trolling an area with your laptop in hand trying to pick up a free WIFI signal.

I went wifishing in my friend's apartment but the only signal I could catch was in the bathroom.

wifishing by BroncoBingham April 27, 2006

Wititit 

It means NO!

Guy: Do you think I’m hot?

Girl: Sorry, Wititit

Wititit by gabriel_e March 18, 2019

Dr. Witinok 

A 8th grade science teacher that is obsessed with rocks. Has very hard punishments. No one really knows how old she is, but it is estimated that she is over 200. Her worst nightmare is that one of here rocks breaks

Person A: guess what we did in science today in Dr. Witinok's class

Person B: Learned about rocks?

Person A: Yeah!
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Person A: did you know that Dr. Witinok sleeps with a piece of Granite?

Person B: No but I can believe that.
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Dr. Witinok by personthatgoestoschool June 5, 2011

wiister 

someone who plays the wii non-stop and enjoys endulging himself/herself in such games as SUPER MONKEY BALL.

Chris you've been playing the wii for 9 days straight now, your such a wiister

wiister by D-palms December 1, 2007

Wititit 

Sound use to call your dog or any dog. Wititit!

(Just went to someone’s home and I want to approach the dog) Wititit! Wititit! Wititit!

Wititit by barnabas_e March 10, 2019