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withhandle 

The sassy combination of 'withstand' on the one hand (by way of a Martha-Theresa-meets-the-Buddha-meets-Happy-Doc like patience) and 'handle' on the other (by way of a calm sense of style and poise that says "I cause jealousy and conflict wherever I go. Meow.").
Sandra couldn't withhandle the sight of Toni's fake boobs and, having many bottles of liquor in her, took some scissors and cut off all the bitch's hair. Sandra is now serving ten to life in the pen.
withhandle by gregjockca June 9, 2011
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wienhandler 

One who is forthcoming and open handed to resting another's wiener upon their palm and/or fingertips. Also used as an interjectory term when casting or depositing hurtful and disgruntling words to another in times of remorse and anger.

One may also use the term to simply state ones affection of handling wieners.
You expect me to believe that Tina? Stop wasting my time you wienhandler.
wienhandler by d4nmy3rs January 8, 2018
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