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smokin' with 'sheed 

To do something retarded as if high.

In stoner parlance, to get lifted at halftime of a Portland Blazers game; named after chronically high Rasheed Wallace, who seems to spark a bowl or two at halftime of most games himself.
You lose my keys motherfucker? You been smokin with Sheed?

Let's rip this bong, son.

bees_with_seeds 

@bees_with_seeds is an amazing TikTok creator! :)
They are so underrated but have a large following of 1,080 followers! She is amazing and I love his videos. :D
Someone: Who is bees_with_seeds?
Me: An amazing TikToker! Check their TikTok out!

Someone: Of course!
bees_with_seeds by AutumnØwl June 28, 2021

Plant two trees with one seed 

Getting two things done at once.
We are planning a trip to California this summer, while we are there we are going to visit my parents. This way we can

'plant two trees with one seed'.

Watermelon with extra seeds

Generally a female, though occasionally a male, with vast amounts of grotesque acne covering the facial region
Man 1: "Wow, check out the acne on that minga"
Man 2: "Watermelon with extra seeds!"

Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? 

Best pickup line ever in the smp
Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? Is like a pickup meant as a joke i made And also for the people who knows wherebit came from

Feed two birds with one seed

A phrase one uses when they are too much of a pussy to use the established and correct adage.

For the correct usage, see “Kill two birds with one stone.”
I am an extremely annoying person, so I feed two birds with one seed by also regularly misusing adages.