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Witches Brew 

An activity in which participants deficate in the same toilet bowl without flushing. After a large accumulation of feces, and the scent becomes unbearable, you have achieved a witches brew. Originated at valley stream north.
John: Yo Nik I just took a shit.
Nik: Don’t flush that we’re gonna start an ill witches brew.
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Witches kiss 

The cold wet sensation when your penis accidentally touches the porcelain of a toilet bowl.
Jerry made the mistake of leaning over to tie his shoelace whilst on the throne and felt the intimate touch of a witches kiss.
Witches kiss by Robiw April 7, 2007

Imma fuck witchu

Slang typically used in Atlanta. Meaning catch you later or simply saying ok.
There goes my bus. Alright Imma fuck witchu.
Imma fuck witchu by twinkletoez0918 September 11, 2019

Whales and Witches 

Person #1- Any hot girls at the club?

Person #2- Nope...Just a bunch of Whales and Witches
Whales and Witches by Spitairatyew November 20, 2011
Yo boy wassup witchu?
Witchu by The Thing August 22, 2003

Strike Witches

The anime with the perfect combination of machine guns, bullets, gunfire, panties, aliens, and moe magical dog/cat girls flying around with leg boosters. The story takes place in an alternate universe during World War 2 where aliens that are immune to conventional weaponry attack Earth and the humans have to send magical girls to fight them. Also, 95% of the girls strangely do not wear pants. This anime is well written and also kinda wholesome, and has great music.
I binged the first season of Strike Witches in 4 days.

wassam witchu

this word can have many definitions it’s a new orleans slang

1.) like wassam with you they trying to fwy

2.) or they trying to fight like wassam you trying to get it on
1.) wassam witchu ,love

2.)wassam witchu you trynna fw some .