Orphan with parents 

A child. Feel free to call literally anyone with parents this.

Shut up Orphan With Parents.

Orphan with parents by *Screams in Translate* June 18, 2021

30 years old and still living with your parents

Either a pathetic loser or a member of the lost generation that got screwed over by Bush, the oil industry, and the banks. If it's the latter, when you graduated from college, housing prices were through the roof, health insurance costs were insane, and the average salary was pathetic... then the economy tanked. Now, you're back living in the home your parents owned when they were your age. You're sleeping in your childhood bedroom, in the bed where you used to dream about what life would be like when you grew up.

Even though you studied hard, never ran up any credit card debt, never broke the law, and generally did everything society asked you to do AND even though you work 40 hours a week at a salary position, you're 30 years old and still living with your parents. By the time the economy pulls it's self out of this slump, you'll be too old to have a family of your own, or to be seriously considered for any non-dead-end job. You're not sure where you'll live when your parents retire in a year or two and sell the house, but, as the responsible and realistic planner you are, you've already begun buying Ramen Noodles in bulk.

30 years old and still living with your parents by everyonethinksyouareafailure March 9, 2012

fuck with your parents day - 12th Jan 

definition: do whatever you want that your parents don't like
e.g. play music loudly, stay up late, wear clothes they don't like, buy something you've been wanting to for ages but your parents wouldn't approve (torn jeans), yell at them from another room :)

Me: Karen, it's fuck with your parents day, what are you going to do?#
Karen: what's that?
Me: fuck with your parents day - 12th Jan, is doing something your parents don't want you to do
Karen: not talk to the manager >:c

fuck with your parents day - 12th Jan by arakana January 12, 2021

Parents with Benefits 

When two individuals, who are parents start seeing each other.

Toby has a child from a previous relationship. Toby starts seeing a woman called Emily who also has a child from a failed relationship. Both are unable to commit to anything serious, but enjoy the casual nature of their relationship. To keep things going, they agree to be Parents with Benefits. Their separate children can play together and later the adults get their own play time. However Emily finds someone else, and her situation changes. Seeing that her and Toby can't continue, they end the Parents with Benefits, but remain friends still. Their children still play together.

Parents with Benefits by SA_Slang June 14, 2015

fuck with your parents day 

do whatever you want that your parents don't like
e.g. drink coffee, wear clothes they don't like, buy something you've been wanting to for ages

Me: Karen, it's fuck with your parents day, what are you going to do?
Karen: not talk with the manager >:c

fuck with your parents day by arakana January 12, 2021

Side with my parents

And if I had a fat cock you'd murder them for me you fucking slave.

Hym "You didn't 'side with my parents', you sided against me. If Hitler rose from the grave and sided against me you'd be walking around with a swastika tattooed to your 5-head. You're practically a bed."

Side with my parents by Hym Iam February 21, 2024

a weekend with the parents 

Spending the weekend at your parents' house.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: "Sorry bro, I've got a weekend with the parents planned."

a weekend with the parents by LAFAYETTEandfagguetes January 13, 2017