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wishboneing 

The state or feel of desiring sexual progression/action with an individual; wanting some; wanting more.
"She cuddled with him for two hours last night. They were so wishboneing!"

"I just kept looking at his hot body. I was majorly wishboneing."

" We've been kissing for a while noe, just hooking up, on and off. Man am I wishboneing. I want all of his body and I want it now."

" My boyfriend's been gone for a month now. I am harcore wishboneing."
wishboneing by Delpiore June 21, 2008
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Wishboning 

Taking fisting to a whole new level, wishboning is when you use your elbow to fist your sexual partner. The elbow is bent, thus giving your elbow and arm a wishbone shape.

Traditional with wishbone customs, if your arm is broken in the process, you may make a wish.
Carl: Hey man, I heard you screaming "Louisiana Fast" last night, are you alright?
Jim: I'm more than alright. I was wishboning my first girl last night... wanna sign my cast?
Wishboning by MrFinkle12 January 17, 2017
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Wishboning 

When 2 male partners put hot wax on each others balls then press them together and wait for it to harden. Once hardened they both yank and whoever's balls are then wax free gets fucked in the ass.
Tom and I were wishboning last night. I lost, but now by balls are soo smooth, like velvet!
Wishboning by RiddleKing May 3, 2018

Wishboning 

The act of two gentlemen inserting erect penis' into the same orifice may it be A, V or Nostril in a parallel fashion (side by side). They will then shuffle away from each other slowly until one member slips (or 'Boings') out.

The one that remains burrowed makes a wish.
oh well! why fight over one hole lets just do some wishboning!
Wishboning by Enya J January 12, 2012

Wishboning 

When two men fight over the same girl a la the wishbone at Thanksgiving dinner. Whoever breaks off the bigger piece wins and the loser goes home, wishing he was the one boning her.
John and Steve were wishboning over Bethany last night.
Wishboning by Elder Morgan April 29, 2012

wishboning 

Same as "scissoring" except it involves two old ladies. The shape,smell, and brittleness of the lower bodies resemble that of Thanksgiving wishbones.
While at the retirement home, Henry witnessed two hot gilfs wishboning in the suana.
wishboning by blue magoo December 16, 2007

Wishboning 

Scissoring with your boy with your dicks pressed together side by side. Wrapping both of your dicks snugly together with Saran wrap and then trying to escape without using your hands.
My dick is raw after spending all night wishboning with the boys.
Wishboning by The Hed April 9, 2021
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
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1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

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