There's wiser eating grass 

A reply to someone when they have done something foolish (i.e. there are wiser things than you, that eat grass).

Person 1: I jumped off the hotel balcony into the swimming pool.

Person 2: There's wiser eating grass.

There's wiser eating grass by Grass-eater August 26, 2022

Ass-Wiper's Dilemma 

Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...

What will it be? Let's...plan ahead for the Ass-Wiper's Dilemma.

Ass-Wiper's Dilemma by YAWA March 11, 2019

Wisper’s dick 

Wisper dick is a man with the tiniest penis in the world.

Bro wisper’s dick is so TINY it cant even go a couple inches into me..

Wisper’s dick by Lunarv January 20, 2022

Wiser spidey 

When you were the same spiderman shirt to a gym class for a long period of time so you resort to being a weaboo and planning your trip to Japan to gain friends that are just like you

Yesterday jake decided to become a wiser spidey and defected to japan, hake had no friends.

Wiser spidey by Cock monster 2000 June 15, 2017

Wiser than the egg that rolled down the street

An expression you use after you prove that you are right. Or prove yourself to be an intellectual

I won the spelling be, I guess I’m wiser than the egg that rolled down the street

Wiser than the egg that rolled down the street by Nobody for the mirror January 10, 2021

Schrittwieser (shit-wiser) 

A cheap, young frat boy in his 20’s with aspirations to become some type of doctor.

That cocky little dork sure was a schrittwieser (shit-wiser).

Schrittwieser (shit-wiser) by therealjamesmurph May 10, 2020

Wise school 

A place that’s a black hole and all you see is your teachers giving u blue slips for speed walking, it is poorly protected and as scary as Area 51

I have pain and disbelief that I will stay in good shape at wise school

Wise school by frightened milken students August 21, 2019