wipe off the swine 

The act of wiping the germs off of somebody after coughing/sneezing on them.
It is a rather pointless act, probably wiping even more germs on them, but it gets rid of some of the paranoia.

Person 1: AAAAA-CHHOOOOO!!!!! onto Person 2's arm.
Person 2: Bless you.
(Person 2 is really thinking about how he/she is going to sue Person 1 when they get the swine flu.)
Person 1 wipes the site that they sneezed on saying, "Here let me wipe off the swine flu."

wipe off the swine by up@6aM May 6, 2009

Wipe you off 

To kick someone’s ass!

I’m glad you got out of there OK that guy was about to wipe you off!

Wipe you off by Knasty July 24, 2020

Wipe the snow off your skates 

To ejaculate during or after a sexual encounter.

Hey Eric, i saw you went home with that girl.... Did you wipe the snow off your skates or what?

Wipe the snow off your skates by Chris A. H. November 28, 2006

wipe your dick off

1. term used by the backwoodsmen of Maine, suggesting a peson not think too highly of themselves or be boastfull, and should generally "get over it".

2. an action performed after one removes his penis from a dirty, dirty hole.

3. an action performed after one dribbles urine on his shaft after urinating

1. kenny: i got to go backstage at the last Jeff Tweedy show!
andrew: yeah, yeah, wipe your dick off about it.

2. kenny: something very nasty was waiting for me on the other side of that glory hole.
andrew: wipe your dick off.

3. "looks like your piss got a little carried away -- did you forget to wipe your dick off?"

wipe your dick off by sannak June 18, 2006

wipeoffable 

When something can be wiped off of something else.

Your kids wipe boogers on the wall, no biggie because its wipeoffable.

Ketchup is wipeoffable from your face.

wipeoffable by sir5inglyfe October 19, 2010