Wipe and type is when you're typing on the laptop, then you wipe your hind quarters and continue typing. This is a very frowned upon practice, as it spreads bacteria and foul odors.
It's OK to bring the laptop in the bathroom and surf the web while you take a dump... Just don't do a wipe and type!
by dustin fields December 07, 2006
The practice of going through emails while on the shitter.
It wasn't until I heard the flush that I realized that my colleague on the phone was doing a wipe-and-type.
by Gipple December 24, 2012