running your dick between somebody's ass cheeks after they've taken a shit and rubbing your shitty dick on their asshole without attempting any actual insertion.
by Encyclopoopie Buttanica May 14, 2010
A stupid dumbass that cannot think for themself. Someone that you have to spoonfeed through each step of any process.
by PC HELP June 26, 2007
1.When your fraustrated becuase someone called you an asswipe ad you can think of anything better but to put fuck in front of wipe.
2.A moist towlet used to clean up an area were people have had sex
3.A person that cleans up seamen.
2.A moist towlet used to clean up an area were people have had sex
3.A person that cleans up seamen.
1.Bob:you are such an asswipe
Tim:Yah... well you are a fuckwipe
2.Ugh... Only a fuckwipe can clean this stain.
3.Where the hell is that fuckwipe? He should have cleaned this pillow a moment a go.
Tim:Yah... well you are a fuckwipe
2.Ugh... Only a fuckwipe can clean this stain.
3.Where the hell is that fuckwipe? He should have cleaned this pillow a moment a go.
by L2L1 March 27, 2005
Hey Janelle? You got any fuck wipes? I’ve only got Dracula’s teabags and my cunt is sore from fucking all of the rugby team last night.
by Gloucester Cunt July 3, 2020