Rip Van Winklin' 

Verb - To sleep for a inappropriate, borderline self-destructive, length of time; to pull a Rip Van Winkle

"Hey Bro, how was your weekend?"
"Not great, I ate a sus banana on Friday and was Rip Van Winklin' until Monday."
"fuckin' sus bananas bro."

Rip Van Winklin' by Jimmy Chopsticks October 3, 2022

Wankling 

Verb. To furiously beat off the male member between a chubby pair of ankles. See also “Ankwank”.

Man, Amy’s fat ankles got me so hard... I was wankling off between them ‘til I spuzzed my load.

Wankling by Jimi Da Peach July 31, 2020

winking boner 

When a girls wink at you is so cute/hot that it gives you a boner.

I got a winking boner as i was walking to my next class from my hot english teacher.

winking boner by dj lemon May 21, 2012

wonton winking 

A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.

Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

wonton winking by Deseka November 1, 2008

winkin pink brownie cake 

when you eat someones ass hole out while they are pooping

your moms winkin pink brownie cake is delicious

winkin pink brownie cake by herb villified May 6, 2009

p*winking 

I suggestive sexual term referring to the art of touching one's self inappropriatly

I'm just going to be p*winking in my basement all weekend.

p*winking by dabreezey March 16, 2010

winkin flicka 

a sophisticated pre-shot ritual for the most advanced of beer pong players. winkin flicka should only be invoked in times of dire need, when a cup simply must be made. the player must dip their ball in water, and flick the ball dry by flopping their wrist, while simultaneously winking their opposite eye to sharpen their aim.

jason: good thing you used winkin flicka on that shot
me: NO NAKIE NO NAKIE
schnall: you still owe me a naked run, but nice winkin flicka

winkin flicka by tryntofindatissue April 16, 2009