winking pirate 

A nickname for the BMW S1000RR motorcycle, so named because of it's asymmetrical (and incredibly ugly) headlight assembly. It also bears a distinct resemblance to the other form of winking pirate.

"Get a load of that BMW, it looks like a winking pirate!"

"Yeah, I've seen more attractive festering arseholes"

winking pirate by Beemerfan May 15, 2010

winking pirate 

a more intense form of the goat where while performing the goat the goater also spreads his butt checks. often times used as a beerpong distraction

Man, that winking pirate was rough.

winking pirate by igmyog May 8, 2008