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Wongtonged

The celebratory act of failed self discipline in correspondence to alcohol.

Typically used in reference to being mentally, physically, morally, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged by such a drunken state while LIVING IT UP. An utmost impossible level of inebriation that derives solely or perpetuates thoroughly from asiatic ancestry.

A "Wongtonged" weekend may result in balancing face first on the floor, behaving like a bohemith and slurring words, breaking numerous amounts of reading glasses and or facebook status-ing and thinking everything went dandy and sublime the next day. - then doing it all over again.
Random Guy: Hey.
Cara: COME WITH ME, LETS TAKE SHOTS !
Random Guy: Another night living the Wongtonged dream .
Wongtonged by imanicelady July 7, 2011
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Font consisting of mostly usless characters of cars, boats, etc. Mostly used when the user is bored to tears of the monotony of work or when clip art is not sufficient. Selected by a consfusing array of key strokes its is now the main stay of many geeky emails and people trying to be alternative.

not to be confused with wing chun
Watch out for that bloke he's a Wingding martial artist
wingdings by binsurfer December 11, 2003
A font that has actually stirred some controversy:

* Open a Microsoft Word document.
* Type "NYC" (use capital letters).
* Change the text to 72 point WEBdings.
* Now change the text to wingdings.

There is another "conspiracy".
Supposedly, the serial number (or whatever) of one of the September 11th airplanes was "Q33NY". Try that in 72 point wingdings (be sure to use capital letters).
Oh my God! Wingdings is prophetic!
wingdings by AbnormalBoy October 1, 2004

Winstons 

An excellent place for to get your balls fondled and your dick sucked for the same price as a meal deal.
Dave: ...And thats lunch, lets go to Winstons for a pint, pool & poke!
Bobby: Too right, I need my balls washing..
Winstons by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019
Wingdings is used as a word when writing something that you don’t want the reader to know in order to be mysterious. Maybe it’s also just the translators fault but who knows...
Wingdings is used when the author doesn’t want the protagonist/reader to know something but wants them to know that he/she doesn’t know something. E.g. :

Shadow Monarch: Why have you chosen to betray me?
Baran: Wingdings
Wingdings by NNXN December 8, 2020

wingwongshingshong 

"Hey nice wingwongshingshong bud".

wingwong mudda 

its when your mudda the ugandan of all is acting chinese while eating chicken wings