wing wangs

Money, Cash, Simoleons

Futurama Reference

Holy Zombie Jesus! That thing costs about a million wing wangs!

by Gary Harry January 14, 2005

wing wangs

slang for a penis

"my wing wangs is best freinds with my right hand!"

by mewingwang March 10, 2017

Wing Wang

The burning sensation caused by not washing your hands well enough after eating hot wings and then handling your junk while using the urinal.

We all started laughing when we heard Garys burning Wing Wang screams coming out of the Pizza and Wings restaurant bathroom.

by Atakith May 14, 2018

wing wang

Childish slang for penis. (Also used by devout religious types who are afraid to say anything remotely "naughty.")

I've always tried to teach my kids the correct words for things. I've taught them a penis should be a penis, although personally I prefer "wing wang" or schlong." Less threatening. -- Kathie Lee Gifford.

by bobsyeruncle666 January 11, 2011

wing-wang

A Nick Name for a Penis

He whipped out his wing-wang at work and got fired!

by KatGoddess April 21, 2004

wing wang

the male organ by the legs
used to make lovin to a bitch

come here bitch! i got my wing wang ready for you to suck.

by jojoman112 June 17, 2004

Wing Wang

The most manly thing anyone can possess. Also used as a comical description of a penis.

I have an itchy wing wang, I hope I haven't cought a nasty dick sickness.

by Jim Blink October 25, 2006