Crimson Tide Wing Man
1. A good friend who attends a screening of a 1995 submarine thriller, starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington, with you.
2. A good friend who is with you before, during and after you bang a chick in someone else's bed, said chick being on her menstrual cycle, leaving a horrendous red, crimson if you like, smear over the other person's bedsheets. Also known as 'Pulling an Ollie'. N.B. this is not the skateboarding trick of the same name.
1. A good friend who attends a screening of a 1995 submarine thriller, starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington, with you.
2. A good friend who is with you before, during and after you bang a chick in someone else's bed, said chick being on her menstrual cycle, leaving a horrendous red, crimson if you like, smear over the other person's bedsheets. Also known as 'Pulling an Ollie'. N.B. this is not the skateboarding trick of the same name.
Crimson Tide Wing Man
This has, at various times, been called an 'Overlook Hotel Lobby', a 'Bateman Dry Cleaners', and a 'Durty, durty wumman'.
This has, at various times, been called an 'Overlook Hotel Lobby', a 'Bateman Dry Cleaners', and a 'Durty, durty wumman'.
by Dole Monkey Spanker July 17, 2022
The unsung male hero of a wedding party, usually older than a ring bearer but younger than full-fledged groomsman, whose sole job it is to look cute and hook up single groomsmen with unattached bridesmaids. If the groomsman lacks confidence in the aforementioned pursuit it is the responsibility of the chicken wing man to call him a "chicken" and ply him with beverages (and optional celery sticks) until he complies with the mission.
Groomsman: "Dude, did you see how ridiculous the bride's cousin looks in that seasonally appropriate dress that she'll never wear again? I heard she doesn't have a boyfriend, but I don't know if I should talk to her."
Chicken Wing Man: "Stop being such a chicken, bro. Drink this jack and coke, munch on a couple of these celery sticks, and then we'll go over there, and I'll introduce you. No worries."
Groomsman: "Thanks, buddy. You're a great chicken wing man."
Chicken Wing Man: "Stop being such a chicken, bro. Drink this jack and coke, munch on a couple of these celery sticks, and then we'll go over there, and I'll introduce you. No worries."
Groomsman: "Thanks, buddy. You're a great chicken wing man."
by FigData March 26, 2016
He stinks, he doesn’t bathe, that shirt he’s wearing is at least 5 days old.
Stupid drunk, can’t even get out of the man cave because his parents can’t even handle the stench.
Stupid drunk, can’t even get out of the man cave because his parents can’t even handle the stench.
by TheDaintTaint August 3, 2021