windowmeth 

1. The page you found when you went to search for meth without deleting your search for window

2. Probably the name of a metalcore band

1.

Person 1: Yo fam u want some windowmeth
Person 2: wtf
Person 1: oh shit sorry I was searching for windows for my shed and went to search for meth without deleting my search for windows
Person 2: you're talking to me irl

Person 1: fuck

2.

Person 1: Do you listen to Windowmeth?
Person 2: Yeah I love their sick grooves, damn I love being an edgy teenager who thinks he's hardcore but can't stand Meshuggah or Dillinger

windowmeth by MMR_LM February 16, 2018

window seat 

Job title given to one who has screwed up badly in business, but not enough to warrant the golden parachute, yet too risky to leave to their own devices.

"Do you hear about Jennings? They gave him a window seat."

window seat by Phaad1 April 4, 2017

window seat 

The window seat is the best seat you can get on an airliner.
From the window seat, you get to see plenty of cool things. Such as watching your plane take off and land, seeing the wing flutter and bend, seeing the contrail coming out of the engines when you reach altitude etc.
And don't forget about the awesome view you get of the world around you.

Last summer I flew on a trip to Florida. And I was lucky and got a window seat. It was cool looking outside as the plane went from point A to point B.

window seat by airplane luver August 30, 2008

windowsexual 

A windowsexual is a person who is attracted to windows, he/she likes to fuck a window.
Men: Men like to stick their DICKS into the window.
Women: Women like to stick the window into their vagina.

Man: *enters bedroom*
*sees girlfriend getting fucked by a very sexy window*
Man: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH A FUCKING WINDOW!
Women: Oh god I'm so sorry that I let a window fuck me, he was too fucking hot.
Man: ARE YOU WINDOWSEXUAL!?
Women: I think so....
Man: *kills his girlfriend and then fucks the window*

windowsexual by wq.bi October 24, 2019

window seat 

1. Seat with the better view.

2. From a business stand-point, when an employer is given a fancy title because of his/her reputation in the past but in the present is fairly useless as far as the business itself goes.

1. Jon took the window seat of the airplane to view the skies.

2. Jon got promoted to 'High Executive Manager'. He doesn't really do anything important since his work has gone stale but he is kept in the company simply because the public has known him for so long it'd be awkward to see him out of it.

window seat by Shannoner March 16, 2008

Windowectomy 

A window installed in your stomache so you can see where your going , since your head is shoved so far up your own ass it's clearly obstructing your vision.

Your so full of shit you need a windowectomy.

Windowectomy by FergieNSP November 5, 2019

Windowsed 

What happens when you use Windows for too long (all at once or over periods of time) and you start to hate stuff. The first thing that is hated is computers, then your (seemingly) messy desk, then the fact that you can't lick your elbow (or other weird shit), then you hate the floor because it is sticky (even if you're wearing shoes), and then you'll hate your keyboard, mouse, speakers, etc., and then finally yourself.

I think you've been Windowsed.

Windowsed by Windoze Basher August 24, 2010