Person B: Hell no. She's just my window licker. She's like a groupie only sad, pathetic, and gross. She says nice things about me all the time but she's always there.
Alternatives are 'spaz' or 'mongole'.
Mother: You shouldn't be unkind, they are people too
Small child: Eugh! Look at that one windowlicker with the snotty nose!
Mother: Tee hee! They are funny aren't they!