windish
To be a senior in high school and get on a freshman (4 year difference). The senior must be a guy and the freshman a girl.
windish by Derga Derga August 7, 2005
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Windish Potato
The Windish Potato is a move to be executed only by the most skilled anal entry technicians. Though simple in design, its very nature presents serious risk to the safety of the performer's manberries and thus should not be attempted by amateurs or the unskilled. Consider yourself warned.
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It consists of the following - upon achieving full penetration of the victim's slotch, the performer reaches through his own ass gap from behind and CAREFULLY places his thumb behind whichever nut he considers to be the most expendable and pushes it, as quickly as is expedient, into the victim's bungwhistle. The true danger is now at hand, for the possibility of sudden and ruinous butthole contraction is ever-present. The mark of the true potato-master is the ability to elicit moans of joy, rather than screams of pain or expulsions of gas, by using this technique. Use of lubrication is advised unless victim has sufficiently pustulent ass-herpes.
note-missionary position recommended_1
It consists of the following - upon achieving full penetration of the victim's slotch, the performer reaches through his own ass gap from behind and CAREFULLY places his thumb behind whichever nut he considers to be the most expendable and pushes it, as quickly as is expedient, into the victim's bungwhistle. The true danger is now at hand, for the possibility of sudden and ruinous butthole contraction is ever-present. The mark of the true potato-master is the ability to elicit moans of joy, rather than screams of pain or expulsions of gas, by using this technique. Use of lubrication is advised unless victim has sufficiently pustulent ass-herpes.
Little Timmy tried to give Jewish Jane the windish potato but found that the gap needed to reposition a nut for insertion was greater than the length of his pecker. Suspecting mischief, she unleashed her venomous couderfangs and de-balled the poor fucker right there.
Windish Potato by Dr. Gupta Gipti, Internal Med January 20, 2009
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Dish Windish by Olivia Ellen December 16, 2008
Windshitter Syndrome
A League of Legends player who plays and ques exclusively Yasuo or Yone, and still believes they have any ounce of talent.
"I want to play Yone/Yasuo"
"Don't! You'll catch a severe case of Windshitter Syndrome!"
"Good point, I want to keep my friends"
"Don't! You'll catch a severe case of Windshitter Syndrome!"
"Good point, I want to keep my friends"
Windshitter Syndrome by leagueofwests August 30, 2021
Wisconsin Windshield Wiper
to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth
Wisconsin Windshield Wiper by spaulding123123 June 10, 2010
windshield wiper fluid
i eat it? i i drink burger king fryer oil? i nuke ocean again? (heck you, seawonks). i execute local general with aa gun? am i the kid from up? i will now commit engulf burger.
windshield wiper fluid by a handicap. September 7, 2022
Reverse Windshield Wiper
A man positions his ass over a girl's face and titty-fucks her while she is sticking her tongue out, thus cleansing the anus.
Reverse Windshield Wiper by Go12pack July 27, 2009