Someone who fucks himself. Not limited to the literal sense of the word.
"If you masturbate against the wind, you're a windfucker, okay? You're going to have a bad time."

John Doe just told everyone that he stole the caramel bars. No one would have known that. He is a windfucker.
by sukebe November 18, 2006
Top Definition
a blowhard; an obnoxious, ambitious person; a social climber
Did you ever hear such a windfucker as this?
by Hieronimo November 02, 2006
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