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Diary of a Wimpy Kid

a hilarious novel by jeff kinney about a middle school wimp named greg heffley. he has embarassing parents, a bully for an older brother, an annoying little brother, a dorky best friend, and a sad excuse of a social life. the books are freakin funny and if you don't like them, WTF?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid Quotes:
Fregley: Dear Gregory, I'm very sorry I chased you with a booger on my finger. Here, I put it on this paper so you can get me back.

Little Kid: when i grow up, i'm gonna be a professional basketball player!
Greg: think again, shawn! neither one of your parents is taller than 5 foot two and you're the only 200 pound six year old i know!
Little Kid: *crying
Greg: i cannot tell a lie

Old man at his birthday party: next year, i want a chocolate cake!
Greg: that is, if you're alive next year!
Related Words

wimpy doodle 

1. noun, A timid little dog (however, the phrase has also been used to describe other animals, humans, things, with the characteristics of a wimpy doodle).
2. Proper noun, as in "The Wimpy Doodle". The original wimpy doodle was a nice little poodle named Annie, owned by a family in Pine Hills, Florida.
Your dog is a wimpy doodle. He hides under the bed whenever anyone comes over.

wimpy doodle by The Guvna May 18, 2006

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

A “diary” book series about a middle school boy named Greg Heffley. His best friend is named Rowley Jefferson. The author of the series is Jeff Kinney.
The Diary of a Wimpy Kid book series is good for all ages.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

A book, or series of books, by Jeff Kinney about a self-centered middle school boy named Greg Heffley and the funny situations he finds himself in. The story is told with a combination of words and pictures; something between a novel and a comic book.
Any age can enjoy Diary of a Wimpy Kid. I'm 20 and I like it, the elementary school kids in my neighborhood like it, my teenage sister likes it, and my dad likes it.
wimpy by Anonymous October 22, 2002
someone whos a complete wimp and a pussy, but in a sorta nice way
guy one- dude that kid is a complete pussy and a wimp
guy two- thats kinda harsh man

guy one- alright dude fine, hes a wimpuss
Wimpuss by fluffyhair September 6, 2011