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wimpster 

One of those pseudo-feminist men who pay really good lip service to feminism but somehow manage to turn any discussion about womens issues into a discussion about men

A guy who pretends to be sensitive to women's issues in order to get ahead with women. Prone to wearing T-shirts that say things like, "Feminists Dig Me." Sex with a wimpster amounts to 2 minutes of random thrusting, 10 minutes of him weeping, then he falls asleep snoring.

Wimpster - one who convincingly feigns being a feminist only as a means of career / personal advancement?

Originally published in Bust Magazine.
Ian is such a wimpster. He hangs out at feminist rallies hoping to score.
wimpster by jonez June 27, 2005
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whimpster 

A man who uses his own insecurity to get women.
The moment you get a whimpster in bed you will usually experience the following: two minutes of thrusting, a crying session, then he's sound asleep.
whimpster by Patrick Tescher January 24, 2005
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(n). A wannabe hipster. Someone who longs to embody that off-beat and alternative style of a hipster, but does not quite pull it off.

(adj.) Used to describe something a wipster might say, wear, do, or involve themselves in.
That person listens to underrated bands that are really overrated because they want to a hipster, what a wipster.

Did you get that shirt at Urban? It is so wipster.
Wipster by largemargeincharge January 7, 2010
A combination between a wigger and hipster. The term was created by Sam Hyde in his 2070 Paradigm shift Ted Talk.
Person 1: I can’t tell if Chris is an eboy or wipster, what do you think?

Person 2: He’s a wipster eboys don’t get that many tattoos.

Wompster 

A f*ck up; A word used to describe a retarded person; A loser; A dull or lame individual; An idiot; A stupid or foolish person.
Did you see that girl walking and texting run into a poll? What a Wompster!
Wompster by EllypoZoe August 5, 2018

wumpster 

The combination of the words 'Weiner' and 'Dumpster'. Used to describe someone who accepts a lot of Weiner.
Man Kelsey is such a Wumpster.
wumpster by Installingrad August 21, 2024
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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