breakup wiplash 

to feel as tho everything is going fine, then to have your heart rip out so fast you cant even cry about it. its as tho your heart and mind cant synch up long enough for you to know how to feel.. until much later

(you)-hey baby, how did your interview go?...

(them)-its over

and BAM!! breakup wiplash

breakup wiplash by damian thy vampire October 27, 2011

wimplash 

The state of a person or company when they stand still and can't decide to move one way or another. It's paralysis without any real reason. "Make a decision and be resolute" is the call of the 2000-and-lates.

I asked them if they wanted to work with me and they just sat there, like a deer in the headlights unable to move right or left, as if they had "wimplash"

wimplash by Laermerabilia November 8, 2009

wipelash

Injury caused by attempting to wipe too fast from behind.

gary: I really hurt my wrist this morning.

Sheila: what happened?
Gary: I took a bad poop and tried to wipe too fast. Now I've got wipelash!

wipelash by Urban humor August 12, 2017

wipflash 

injury form a jerk of the head

woah that back hand had serious wipflash

wipflash by kshsjdisb July 10, 2021