by Wimpy FourSkin May 11, 2022
A near-perfect to perfect burger. A burger awesome enough to satisfy the king of burgers, J. Wellington Wimpy, who is the glutinous hamburger king and friend of Popeye in the comics and cartoons. Wimpy's mantra is: "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"
by Wine Commonsewer November 6, 2013
a hilarious novel by jeff kinney about a middle school wimp named greg heffley. he has embarassing parents, a bully for an older brother, an annoying little brother, a dorky best friend, and a sad excuse of a social life. the books are freakin funny and if you don't like them, WTF?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid Quotes:
Fregley: Dear Gregory, I'm very sorry I chased you with a booger on my finger. Here, I put it on this paper so you can get me back.
Little Kid: when i grow up, i'm gonna be a professional basketball player!
Greg: think again, shawn! neither one of your parents is taller than 5 foot two and you're the only 200 pound six year old i know!
Little Kid: *crying
Greg: i cannot tell a lie
Old man at his birthday party: next year, i want a chocolate cake!
Greg: that is, if you're alive next year!
Fregley: Dear Gregory, I'm very sorry I chased you with a booger on my finger. Here, I put it on this paper so you can get me back.
Little Kid: when i grow up, i'm gonna be a professional basketball player!
Greg: think again, shawn! neither one of your parents is taller than 5 foot two and you're the only 200 pound six year old i know!
Little Kid: *crying
Greg: i cannot tell a lie
Old man at his birthday party: next year, i want a chocolate cake!
Greg: that is, if you're alive next year!
by tatertottzz July 5, 2011
A “diary” book series about a middle school boy named Greg Heffley. His best friend is named Rowley Jefferson. The author of the series is Jeff Kinney.
by -Sunshine April 13, 2018
A book, or series of books, by Jeff Kinney about a self-centered middle school boy named Greg Heffley and the funny situations he finds himself in. The story is told with a combination of words and pictures; something between a novel and a comic book.
Any age can enjoy Diary of a Wimpy Kid. I'm 20 and I like it, the elementary school kids in my neighborhood like it, my teenage sister likes it, and my dad likes it.
by RoadTripWest July 16, 2011
A guy from the comic strip Thimble Theater, later known as Popeye, who was a glutton. He would con people out for various goods, with his catchphrase, "i'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today", though never paying. He would gorge on hamburgers.
J Wellington Wimpy would eat hamburgers.
by happyatcommonsense April 26, 2015
Zack: hey remember diary of a wimpy kid
Justin: yeah it’s weird that it’s still going on even though it was a book that was made in 2007
Zack: yeah you’re right I think 15 books is enough
Justin: yeah it’s weird that it’s still going on even though it was a book that was made in 2007
Zack: yeah you’re right I think 15 books is enough
by Theoddone009 November 28, 2021