"hey cock nose! you have a cock where your nose should be, that's why they call you cock nose! (it's a visual thing)"
by Cock nose January 5, 2005
you call someone a cock nose when you are losing an argument. or just in general when someone says something stupid.
by sunish c September 19, 2004
In most examples it is someone with a cock for a nose, for others, it is a simple exclaimation of anger, annoyance, disturbance, randomness, drunkeness ect. Alot of people choose to shout this word out whilst at school in a particularly boring lesson (and/or a lesson with a boring teacher. For example, History, Geography, ect.
school kid: Cock Nose!
teacher: pardon?
Some people prefer to draw out the O in Nose, as below.
school kid: Cock Noooooooooooooooose!
teacher: who the f--- was that? i do not have a f---ing cock for a nose. i had plastic surgery on it three times and it looks as beautiful as yours.
It can also be used with an accent from a particular dialect, such as Scotland:
scottish school kid: Keyack Nooose!
scottish teacher: what teh fook you talkin' aboot laddie!?
teacher: pardon?
Some people prefer to draw out the O in Nose, as below.
school kid: Cock Noooooooooooooooose!
teacher: who the f--- was that? i do not have a f---ing cock for a nose. i had plastic surgery on it three times and it looks as beautiful as yours.
It can also be used with an accent from a particular dialect, such as Scotland:
scottish school kid: Keyack Nooose!
scottish teacher: what teh fook you talkin' aboot laddie!?
by El Jesus February 3, 2006
1)an insultive word for someone who has a cock for a nose or just any one.
2)is a character on the tv show bo selecta on brittish tv channel 4.
2)is a character on the tv show bo selecta on brittish tv channel 4.
cock nose-"avid, i cancelled your 4 o'clock massage so you could fit in your over scheduled filming"
avid-"thank you cock nose"
avid-"thank you cock nose"
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by Sam Clarke March 18, 2005
The cock nosed platypus is a rare almost endangered species . Found only in the most southern parts of South America it feeds on tiny insects . Your typical platypus features a flat duck billed nose where as the cock nosed platypus has a big veiny set of dick and balls attached to it's face . If you see one in the wild try not to approach it for they are known to penetrate any threat they might see .
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