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I will fuck you up! 

means the person saying it plans to seriously injure or kill the person it is said too
Tom: Hey, dude, you want to fight? Hit me!
Bill: Man, You should walk away! I have a black belt in karate. I will fuck you up!
I will fuck you up! by noladoc April 26, 2014

I will fuck you with a rake

An exclamation of affection, usually directed at a loved one, that expresses one's desire to forcefully insert a rake into another's sex organs.
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I WILL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE"

you fucking nigger I will fuck your gay dad 

This terms usually used by spoiled 7 year old kids when they get killed in Fortnite.
Timmy said, "you fucking nigger I will fuck your gay dad" when he got 2nd place in Fortnite.

I will fuck your mother 

An aggressive term of endearment, that some dumb magazine claims is used in Spain, in place of "fuck you" or "I'm gonna fuck you up"
Jack: Dude, your a cocklocker
Nick: WHAT!?! AGGH! I WILL FUCK! YOUR! MOTHER!

(vicious nipple twisting ensues)

I Will Fuck You 

Term used to induce fear, hopelessness, and unconfert.

Usually used at partys by the really drunk guy.
can be taken two way funny or vary offencive.
Person 1: hey man can you go get me a beer?
Person 2: HEY "I WILL FUCK YOU"!!!!!
I Will Fuck You by Walter Fishington September 25, 2010

We Will Fuck Tonight 

The ultimate get laid drink. Best made when you bring a girl over and ask what she wants and she says she’ll drink anything. This cocktail consists of:
1 oz Jack Daniels Dark Bourbon
2 oz Crown Royal Maple Whisky
1 oz Smirnoff Strawberry Vodka
1 oz Don Julio Tequila

Splash of vanilla
2 oz lime juice

Shake it over ice and add one lime wedge and top it off with cola.
What can I get you to drink?

“We will fuck tonight.”
Uh I asked what you wanted to- oh wait…I get it. One We Will Fuck Tonight comin up!