werewolf i'd like (to) fuck
by gingaah December 22, 2009
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derived from the word milf; meaning weightlifter id like to fuck.
"Look at those wilfs snatching like no other!"
by wilfs January 6, 2008
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Surfing the Web with no particular purpose, often due to extreme boredom. Derived from the phrase Wwilf(meaning "What was I looking for?").
Person 1:"Hey, aren't you meant to be checking up on our homework assignment?"

Person 2: No, sorry. I'm Wilfing.
by Memasa April 10, 2007
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A Canadian five dollar bill. Also known as a Wilfy.
"Hey! You owe me a Wilf, eh?"
"How much is that poutine, friend?" "It's a Wilf."
by Sknarts November 30, 2011
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Someone who is a completely amazing person who will never ever give up on you, no matter what. They are caring, loving, (seemingly) innocent, and supportive. Usually, they have sandy blonde hair and big brown eyes with glasses. They are very intelligent creatures and will do well in an argument by using their sharp minds. If you make a reference to almost anything, they WILL get it. Wilfs are almost always full of energy and you can often find them dancing and bouncing around. They are not always willing to share their issues at first, but if you support them, like they do you, you will earn their trust and they will tell you in the end. They have a big heart, so if you find one, hold on tight and dont let go, because they will become one of the greatest people you'll ever meet.

If your called Wilf, I hope your day got just a little better xx
Ella: Someone just stole my heart...
Holly: It was wilf, wasn't it?
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Wear 'em out Wilf an old Comic-book character (Whizzer) that used to destroy and break anything and everything he came into contact with

Used as a nickname for clumsy people
Wear 'em out Wilf/Wilfred/Wilfy

He's only gone and Wilfed his trousers again

How come he keeps smashing things? hes such a Wilf

Wilf is a walking disaster area
by Only1Wilf July 11, 2011
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