Bilderbitch 

A politician, often of a homosexual persuasion, who is granted political power disproportionate to his/her qualifications in order to execute the Bilderberg Group's world domination agenda.

A bilderbitch can attend Bilderberg meetings, but is not considered a full 'member' due to a lack of significant personal wealth, gold bullion, Queendom's, media empires or international investment banks.

A bilderbitch is thus expendable and prone to being assassinated if they fall out of line.

Bilderbitches tend to be psychopaths as one of the main qualifying characteristics to be a successful bilderbitch is the ability to fake human emotion well enough to convince a retarded electorate that it is genuine emotion, yet feel nothing when destoying the lives of millions of human beings.

Not to be mistaken with bildertard, although both produce similar effects.

Well known Bilderbitches include:

Tony Blair
Baron Peter Mandelson of Foy and Hartlepool aka 'Mandy'
Rt Hon George Osborne MP
Rt Hon Kenneth Clarke MP
William Jefferson Blythe Clinton
Hilldog Clinton
JFK
Barack Obama
Herman Van Rompuy

Mandy: Hi sweetie, Its your proxy PM here calling for duty from my Blackberry, on a lilo in the swimming pool of the Rothschilds mansion on their private island in the med. Just listening to a bit of U2 while Reinaldo rubs some factor 30 into my burnt thighs. How the economy darling? Still fucked up?

Darling: Yes my Lord. Inflation has doubled since you inflated your lilo and the FTSE down to the lowest it's been since we invaded India.

Mandy: Jolly good darling. Txt me if we drop as low as the Lib Dems in the polls, but now Reinaldo and I are going to acquire a pedalo and paddle to Lesbos to donate some sperm. If it's a boy we get to keep it, which is nice.

Darling: It's not fair! Why did Gordon choose you to be acting PM and not me? I'm clearly much more qualified and reputable.....

Mandy: Darling, darling do shut up sweetheart! The Scottish mafia can only get you so far up the ladder. If you want to get to the top, you've got to be a bilderbitch, and hunny, you aint ever gonna be no bilderbitch like me.

Darling: Hmmm ok.

When you call me darling are you addressing me or are you flirting?

Mandy: Lol. Why do you care darling? Are you gay too?

Darling: You're a man?

Mandy: Why of course pumpkin, what on earth did you think?

Darling: Well I have trouble seeing anything clearly past my eyebrows so I always just assumed you're some sort of grotesque transvestite woman.

Mandy: Well that says a lot about why you're unfit to be a bilderbitch, you docile cunt!

Bilderbitch by Jorvik Ubermensch January 21, 2010

wildebitches 

Groups of unattractive bitches that linger in parks waiting to get picked up.

Tommy-"Man we need to get laid this weekend."
James-"We could look for some wildebitches."
Tommy-"Hell no, i don't want to catch anything."

wildebitches by mattyfofatty February 29, 2008

Wildabitch

A wildabitch is a large amazonian female/thing that is quite often a product of incest. Some traits that are often indicative of wildabitch status are; nappy hair, 5'7"+, skin that could be used as sand paper because it is has so many pimples, thunderthighs so large that the unfortunate collision of them could quite possibly cause a nautral disaster with the chaos that ensues rivaling that of Hurricane Katrina, and a muffin top larger than that of Oprah Winfrey at her most obeese.

To put it parsimoniously, a wildabitch is a generaly unsightly creature that posseses female tratis and organs, yet it is unknown at this point weather or not they are capable of reproduction. For few who have ventured into the lair of a wildabitch on a drunken sexual quest have returned alive.

"Sweet mother of god, did you see that large shemale that just galloped by... that my friend was a wildabitch"

Wildabitch by Fwuffy October 22, 2009

Wildebitch 

A large typically hairy amazon-like girl who is malevolent in her speech and actions. They typically roam around malls, playgrounds, anywhere there is a crowd you can find a wildebitch. Generally they are non-aggressive unless confronted outside the club.

She is such a wildebitch when we leave Nighttown.

Whoa! T'chause got attacked by a wildebitch lastnight, damn shame took out his eyes and everything.

Wildebitch by Airn Fitzberger July 13, 2011

Wildabitch

a fat obbsessed girl that wants to have sexual relations with you and doesnt leave you alone.

"This Wildabitch is crazy!"

Wildabitch by Donk Lavendar April 15, 2009

wanderbitch 

(n) Someone who wanders around and bitches about people.
(v) The act of wandering about, and bitching about people.

(n) Tom's uncle is always complaining about people. He goes out of his way, to complain about people on the streets. He is a wanderbitch.
(v) The friends at the Church's study circle had an argument on whether wanderbitching was a deadly sin.

wanderbitch by Etymofreak May 4, 2017