A wild pony is a super hot woman (Usually blonde and from Spain or Italy) that fucks incredibly good and is like a she devil in bed. Every one wants her but only 1 percent of men can handle her. She will fight, scratch and yell her way out of situations she doesn't agree with. Afterwords she is the most loving and porn star fuckable woman ever. You keep her around for her loving moments and fuck abilities.
Yo man... did you see Chets girl she got pissed and smashed his truck up with a bat! Ya... then she just wiggled that smokin ass and took him to the room. Man... that girl is a wild pony! Watch out!
by Harshy1 June 14, 2015
"Can I have a bite out of your Wild bologna pony?"
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"Ohh.. take me for a ride on that Wild Bologna Pony."
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"Ohh.. take me for a ride on that Wild Bologna Pony."
by poopfloop September 22, 2011
by mikeDiesel January 11, 2006