a male individual that resembles the primate by the same name, characterized by it's puffed ass, big lips, wide eyes, and bad temperment. Like a bro the bordi has a few key phrases and mannerisms that identify him:
Elbows at the waste, with arms pointed outward, with hands fully open and fingers out.
Don't leave food or drink out in the direct area of the bordi unattended.
The wild bordi's favorite food are the 2 for $1 tacos sold at fast food places.
"Where are my groceries I bought and why is my 3 liter sports drink damn near empty?"
"You left your room open, and I guess a wild bordi came by."