The best cat that I ever had. He was an amazing boy that was good with everything and everyone, including the rabbits. Wilbur was a loving cat that slept all day then went out at night to wander around. He was taught tricks like how to sit and roll over and was more like a little fluffy dog. He was the kindest cat and didn’t deserve to be taken too soon at 4 years old. I’d do anything to have my baby back.
by I love Ben and Jerry’s December 30, 2019
by ChingChongChangChing February 23, 2011
A "Wilbur" is when you go into a place of business, a store, or restaurant for the sole purpose of dropping a #2 and then leaving.
by dtuck81 March 9, 2011
The name of the wildcat mascot of The University of Arizona. Without question, the greatest mascot in the history of American collegiate sports. He walks on two legs, wears a football/basketball jersey, sports a bitchin' cowboy hat and dual six-guns. Although he is an intimidating Wildcat, if he loses his hat he looks like a rabid bunny.
by T Ryan August 6, 2011
A person who yells " (name) is a fucking retard" despite being a retard him/herself. This person copies answers from your math exam.
This person also calls other people gay. Despite having a picture of his friend's ass.
This person also changes the subject when he gets exposed.
This person also coughs like he/she is deepthroating a dick.
This person also calls other people gay. Despite having a picture of his friend's ass.
This person also changes the subject when he gets exposed.
This person also coughs like he/she is deepthroating a dick.
Person 1: Are you a Wilbur?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: I caught you masturbating to a picture of (name)'s ass in American History the other day.
Person 2: So?
Person 1: I also caught you copying my homework, and you recently called me a retard
Person 2: Shit
Person 1: I think you are a Wilbur
Person 2: No no no nocc did 9/11
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: I caught you masturbating to a picture of (name)'s ass in American History the other day.
Person 2: So?
Person 1: I also caught you copying my homework, and you recently called me a retard
Person 2: Shit
Person 1: I think you are a Wilbur
Person 2: No no no nocc did 9/11
by NiccNiccNocc February 26, 2017
by Darth Ackbar August 26, 2008
A poser or a kook; someone who thinks they know it all, but really is clueless; a person who pretends to be something they are not; someone who adheres to the 'fake it 'till ya make it' mentality, but then never makes it; someone who carries a surfboard to pick up chicks at the beach, but can't actually surf; someone who tries to benefit from prestige or status associated with a stereotype without actually contributing to that stereotype; usually a lurp or lackey who thinks money and a stolen image can replace actual experience.
Wilbur: "Hey bebeh, I totally worked that tube like Kelly Slater. Did you see that cut I pulled on my boogie board, Duder?"
Chick: "Nuh-uh. But I really like your O'Neil wetsuit and your RonJon rash guard. And those three fins on your board are cute. You must 'boogie board' all the time. Do you use sex wax or wax-boy wax?"
Wilbur: "Uh... wax boy? Hey, you're kind of pretty - can I get your phone number?"
Real Surfer: "You aren't even wet yet. Get away from my Betty, freakin' butt-crumb Wilbur."
Chick: "Nuh-uh. But I really like your O'Neil wetsuit and your RonJon rash guard. And those three fins on your board are cute. You must 'boogie board' all the time. Do you use sex wax or wax-boy wax?"
Wilbur: "Uh... wax boy? Hey, you're kind of pretty - can I get your phone number?"
Real Surfer: "You aren't even wet yet. Get away from my Betty, freakin' butt-crumb Wilbur."
by PhattyD September 16, 2013