| 1. | WiiNii | ||
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A name for delusional Wii gamers who think Nintendo's Wii console is an elite gaming platform. Wii gamer: Dude, I just got COD: MW3 for my Wii. I can't wait to pwn ass.
360 gamer: Please,just go kill yourself now. For the love of whatever, do yourself a favor and invest in a PS3.At least the PS3 isn't quite a s fail as the Wii, WiiNii! Wii gamer: Whatever man,see ya. :walks away: 360 gamer: Meh likely. :Thinks to himself."What a baby, why do I even hang out with that guy" |
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| 2. | WiiUtard | ||
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Exactly the same as a Wiitard/Wii-tard, except that the Wii is replaced with the Wii U. Someone who's goal in life is apparentley to play the Nintendo Wii U as much as possible, with the new features of the Wii U, Wiitards have been taken to the next level. They hate every other video game console, even the Wii U's predecessor. When they do video calls, they scream and mess up their faces in anger as if they had Tourrettes. They eventually get 3rd degree burns due to playing so much on the controller, After this, they complain to Nintendo for not making thinner controllers with jackets. After using the Wii's Nunchuck and remote like controller, WiiUtards still go insane with the controller and think of it as a Wii remote, resulting in controllers being shaked, flown around all over the place and being thrown into the TV screen. They suck more at the Wii U than they had at the Wii. Because the Wii U has not been released yet, the only WiiUtards right now are idiots that got a job at Nintendo. WiiUtard: The Wii sucks now, I'm throwing it and every
single piece of trash I've played on it. Screw you Mario Galaxy! Friend: What a WiiUtard, you only got Mario Galaxy yesterday. WiiUtard: But it's a Wii game! *Throws Wii and Wii games in the bin* Friend: And the WiiU has backwards compatibility WiiUtard: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU- |
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