wiffed 

- failing to capitalize on an opportunity due to ones own ineptitude or lack of self control
- missing an obvious opportunity due to lack of foresight

1. I would have birdied that hole, but I wiffed a 2 foot put.
2. I should have had that job, but I got really nervous and wiffed the interview.
3. I could have bought business.com back in 2001 for $200 but I wiffed and bought isurelovebusiness.com instead...I just thought it sounded better.

wiffed by theoneDub October 24, 2007

wifed 

meaning you are taken by someone and in a meaningful relationship with them.

"how's your love life..?"
"i'm wifed."

wifed by HisWifey050207 June 17, 2007

cuddy wifter 

A left-handed person. Old English slang.

He's not right-handed, he's a cuddy wifter.

cuddy wifter by junky January 31, 2005

Wifter

The Wifter is a small joint, opposit to a Bifter. Wifters are often rolled by begginers or pussyoles.

Rah boy i aint smoking no Wifter, I wanna get thrust!

Check this manz rolled some next Wifter.

Wifter by Ricky Allsop June 21, 2008

wifed up 

When a man is held down or in check by a female counterpart so as to not engage in social situations with other members of the general public.

Our good buddy Brian Davis was "wifed up" this evening and instead of hanging out with the guys, wished to just gay it up and make love by the fireside.

wifed up by Wach November 9, 2007

wifed-up 

taken by one man/woman and one man/woman only, faithful and loved by the one person.

im wifed-up and loving my life.

wifed-up by dada polk April 28, 2008

wifed in 

when you're in a committed relationship, and you look 'wifed in' which means you look and act like a married couple.

'you wouldn't dare cheat bro, you're wifed in'

wifed in by ellx November 30, 2016