A name given to your lesbian best friend. Everyone thinks that because you guys are married that you are lesbian. Who would have thought? But a wifey is straight and loves a heaven. A wifey thinks the same things as you and vertually has the same brain. Except one wifey cheats off of the other in STATS and almost gets caught. Wifeys have the ultimate bond made of cookies and rainbows. (Love is the secret ingredient.)
Wifey NO!
by Jennoza July 09, 2010
a lofty way of speaking about a mans wife
"i called my wifey today, and told her to make meh some pizza"
by piinkk sharpie July 14, 2009
Any female uses this term while referring to her best friend.
1.) My wifey is coming over today.

2.) Don't insult her. She's my wifey!!

3.) My wifey and I are going to get our nails done.
by ♫Flash♫ July 28, 2009
ya chicky, 4 life, u tell ha shit,she tell u shit, u luv ha 2 death. A real girl!!
MIchelle n Shana are ma closets wifey'z 4 lyfe. i luv yall {no homo shiit} ya boo stephanie d. u alradii kno
by stephy_bu May 16, 2008
Commonly used with girls to say how much their friends mean to them. Used instead of best friend or besty.
Girl 1: Babe I love you loads - you're my wifey!
Girl 2: I love you loads to babes! You're my wifey for sure.
by Pally. October 04, 2009
What Ethnic kids in middle/high school call their girlfriends of 1 week.
Typical myspace name "(Insert name here)+ WIFEY 4EVUH!"
by Thisisareallycreativename December 20, 2009
Terminology used by low-life to describe their pistol. When one gang member asks another "where's wifey", you know it's time to leave because they are referring to the location of their gun and not their wife or ho or both.
Hey Hank, where's wifey? It's time to do that Spencer dude from the show the Hills, he's such a Nancy. While we're at it, let's give him a wedgie and a haircut!
by mikeverdill July 15, 2009

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