Wife and Life 

Developmental stage in males, which begins 2-3 months after they have completed all formal education, where all that is left to do is get married and watch the rest of their life slip away and decay into nothingness.

Kurt stays in the library and works on his computer program all day, because he knows all that is waiting for him back home is Wife and Life.

Wife and Life by Moo Rad November 7, 2012

Sans' Wife and Gf

Usually a cringy girl between the ages of 8-12 that will threaten anyone else who has a crush on Sans, a character from the game Undertale. They usually make traced "animations" where they declare that Sans is "theirs" and anyone who touches him will die.

Cringy 10 y/o: UwU OwO I'm Sans' Wife and Gf anyone who touches him will die UwU
Everyone else: Please just shut up.

Sans' Wife and Gf by Professional Jotaro Simp April 6, 2021

husband and wife 

When participating in any team sport, when two teammates both look at a ball that lands between them, thinking the other will play it. Most common in volleyball and tennis (even at the highest professional levels).

"Youngs with the set, McPeak with the spike! And Masakayan and Hanley are husband and wife!"

husband and wife by Anton September 4, 2003

hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here 

this very famous quote was said by antoine dodson in a television interview in 2015. this has become a meme and now antoine is very rich. i personally like to say this phrase when i am in a bad mood and this definitely helps.

"hey have you heard the bed intruder song?"
"yeah it's like, hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here..."

hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here by niggo_mode April 17, 2019

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed 

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

The wife and kid

*Work and responsibility / the real world

I know you are having a wonderful time in Fiji, but don't forget to come back home to the wife and kid...

The wife and kid by Richard Stratton September 24, 2015

the world and his wife 

'Everyone'. Negative connotations i.e. when others don't mind their own business.

"Its not easy living in the village with the world and his wife watching your every move.

the world and his wife by djaylulu February 9, 2014