National fuck your wife day

If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.

Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.

by I eat my kids April 14, 2020

Punch your wife in the face hot

Phrase used to describe a woman that is so hot, you want to go home and punch your wife in the face, because she's not.

"Damn, that girl is punch your wife in the face hot!"

by Eastern Shore Walrusss May 19, 2008

Tied to your wife's apron strings

Idiom

To be controlled or dominated by one's wife.

Can you make a decision on your own, or are you tied to your wife's apron strings?

by Zami Karzai September 13, 2018

“Hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”

One of the best things Harry has said in a sidemen video.

When Harry says “hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”, it’s best that you don’t mess with Harry

by S/he’s just a friend November 25, 2020

trust me with your life not with your wife

trust me with your life not with your wife

trust me with your life not with your wife

by rocky66 March 31, 2017

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

I fucked your Wife last night

An immature and inappropriate response when you lose an online multiplayer game.

Person who won the game: Better luck next time!
Person who lost the game: I fucked your Wife last night.
Person who won the game: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't fuck her.
Person who lost the game: How do you know that?
Person who won the game: Because she was with me yesterday.
Person who lost the game: You fucked her, didn't you?
Person who won the game: Yes, I did and she liked it a lot.
Person who lost the game: Damn it, my cover is blown.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 15, 2022