DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

1: german for "you will need a nurse"

2: what to dial after 1-800 to get on Hitler's daytime talk show (from the TV show Family Guy)

"to get tickets to HITLER, call one, eighthundred...DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

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This is from Family Guy.
It is meant to be German, but is actually wrong, since the word "werdest" is not even a German word at all.

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

The correct sentence would be: "Du wirst eine Krankenschwester brauchen".

(You will need a nurse.)

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weirdest boner

What you get when something you feel strange / conflicted about turns you the fuck on. An erection from unexpected cause.

Jim: dude, that fat toad Ms Bouchard was freaking out at you in French class!
Dane: ya man, gave me the weirdest boner

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Not a word, but is a add on to the word weird meaning suggesting something supernatural.

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Gabriella: Your'e the weirdest. Amelia: Your'e weirdester.

weirdester by PANCAKERREYI September 27, 2018

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A word that Shannon needs to learn about!

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Shannon is weirdester than any other person

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Stranger than strange.
Interesting than interest.
Eat a chode Elygh.

Person 1: You're so weird
Person 2: you're weirder
Person 1: You're weirdest
Person 2: you're weirdester
Person 1: What the fuck

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