Gretchen Wieners 

Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

Tries to make "fetch" happen

That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets

Gretchen Wieners by Scorpio_trashpanda666 July 3, 2019

touch wieners

Figurative term used to describe the act of making amends after two men have a scuffle or disagreement. It often is accompanied with a simple hand gesture where the tips of both index fingers are put together in a gentle way. In rare instances, when one man wants to make amends, he will initiate the reconciliation by making the gesture to the other man pleadingly. (Beware: writer doesn't suggest this method for the potential danger of getting one's ass kicked.)

NOTE: The term also works quite well when it's involving 1 man and a butch woman OR 2 butch women.

GIRL: Man, Jeff and Gary were really pissed at each other on Friday. I hope they don't wind up fighting at work tomorrow.

GUY: No, it's cool now. Jeff took Gary out for a couple beers on Saturday night to touch wieners* and talk it out. They're good friends again.

* This is where the guy could add the hand gesture, if he felt so inclined

touch wieners by guacablowme November 12, 2009

Wienerbuzz 

The feeling of anticipation of introducing an attractive woman to your wiener.

Man, that hot chick I was talking to farted and completely killed my wienerbuzz.

Wienerbuzz by Burt McCracken May 4, 2011

Wienertunity 

1. An opportunity for your wiener. Such as a slutty girl that's had a lot to drink, or your friend's horny sister.

Upon arriving at the club...

Fella 1: Man look at all them bitches
Fella 2: Oh yeah, tons of wienertunity here...
Fella 1: Fo Sho

Wienertunity by Andy1984 March 14, 2008

wienerpixels 

Unsolicited pictures of a man's genitals, usually sent as an email attachment. Common occurrences when using dating websites and/or Craigslist.

Karen enjoyed talking to BigTony73 until he emailed her some wienerpixels.

wienerpixels by Dex Dexter January 30, 2008

wienerparty 

A social occasion usually involving alcohol which either accidentally or intentionally is made up of only or nearly exclusively guys.

Intentional:
Bob: Man, this is such a wienerparty.
Jim: Yeah, great party isn't it? Girls suck.

Accidental:
Bob: Man, this is such a wienerparty.
Jim: Yeah, this party sucks. Let's go somewhere with girls.

wienerparty by V2 December 23, 2004

Wienerless Steve 

The protagonist from the Playstation survival-horror game OverBlood (1997). A severely mentally handicapped individual who needs small robots to operate switches for him.

Wienerless Steve has no wiener.

Wienerless Steve by nacho fred June 29, 2011