wide load

what you say to your friends when a fat chick walks by

"Hey Joey"
"Ye?"
"Check out that fat Chick!"
"OHH! WIDE LOAD! WIDE LOAD!"

by Boone's Farm September 3, 2005

wide load

1. Something a semi is hauling thats bigger than the trailer.
2. Someone who is really fat and needs to drop about 300 pounds by actually walking instead of riding their damn motorized wheelchair around wal-mart all day.

hey service man i need to have my huver round widened my fat ass has now been classified as a WIDE LOAD!

by uncle crapper August 2, 2003

wide load

someone who is obese and has a very boheemoth like ass.

don't overtake vehicle when turning

My english teacher is a very wide load

by honky mcgee December 10, 2003

wide load

A fat person they need to usually need to put a truck wideload sign on their ass.

Uhh miss where is your wide load sign?

by your ass is grass in a bass sniffing gas in mass. December 28, 2005

wide load

This term is usually given to an extremely fat person e.g. someone so fat that they have fat deposits on their back and an arse so big/wide that it’s in a different time zone to the rest of the body.

“Dave, mate, your bird is one ‘ell of a WIDE LOAD!” {Make air horn sound} “Coming through!”

by Miguel Hamburguesa September 29, 2006

wide load

A person who is quite large, to the point that they waddle and sway back and forth when they walk.

Person 1:Check out that wide load traversing on the floor!
Person 2: Lolz

by Lolzpartycat June 20, 2011

Wide Load

Big bootylicious butt cheeks so plump they can be seen from the front.

She’s not fat, she’s carrying a tasty wide load.

by ambylove September 6, 2019