A slang term made famous in Long Island by Astorian influencer J-Killah. It’s used primarily as a sales pitch when signing people up at a gym. Only the manager is able to grant someone world-wide access because as them being the manager, they could actually do that. Although the term is seen by most as a joke currently, in the past it was a great closing statement. The term is also coupled with a fake voucher discount used by J-Killah and is a 90% success rate when pitched correctly. The salesman must have a shaved head even if they’re not bald, a checkered dress shirt layered with a Black vest, and both hands directly tucked into their pockets to present a layer back “I don’t give a fuck” vibe.
by Egbert June 28, 2022
Perennial condition of waiting for the next Web page to download due to bandwith sluggishly shuffling after demand, leading to approximately 10,000,000,000,000 extra person-hours on the Web every year.
by Fearman October 16, 2007
"A global architecture of links to and from vast pools of information" that is built on top of the Internet, but is NOT the Internet. The Internet is the means by which we access the World Wide Web.
"I am going to look at cat videos on the World Wide Web."
"YouTube is located on the World Wide Web, under the Uniform Resource Location (URL), www.youtube.com
"YouTube is located on the World Wide Web, under the Uniform Resource Location (URL), www.youtube.com
by CopperWhopper67 January 24, 2015
What in North America is to Jerk, in England is to Wank. A Jerk with a computer is not just a Jerk at home but a Wank around the world.
by TBA November 7, 2006
by CommandoDude September 25, 2010