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A fandom term, commonly used by fan fiction authors (particularly in the Stargate genre) to describe physical and/or mental abuse laid on a character in a story.
She was known to be a shameless Daniel-whumper in her fanfics, inflicting every possible form of torture on the character, from hangnails to decapitation.
by vegemite April 15, 2005
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The sound made when an elephant trips over
you shoulda heard the whump when i stuck out my leg and the elephant tripped over and hit the ground
by shane aisbett June 30, 2004
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half way between a lump and a wave
whump in the carpet.
by graywood June 10, 2010
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The sudden ball of emotion that socks you in the stomach when you realize you are really falling hard for someone.
After their passionate kiss on the front porch, all she could think was, "Whump."
by mcstill May 16, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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the noise one makes when eating chocolate biscuits without having a drink to hand to wash them down.
"Stop whumping down my ear i'm trying to get to sleep!"
by Jasper Jo May 15, 2006
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a person who ruins fun and excitement, whether they do it on purpose or they just do it naturally.
"Don't be a whump, man."
"We don't need any whumps at this party."
by Joey Kangarooza December 22, 2016
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A straight-up bitch ass nigga or a poser or just sombody who dont know how ta "Keep It Gangsta"
U nutten butta Whump
by Bone Doggy March 04, 2004
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