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Whorton Hears a Poo 

A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.

Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.

The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!

The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
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whorganic 

Whorish by nature; in other words, a natural, homegrown sort of whore who just can't seem to help it, compared to those who turn whorish from example, desperation, etc.
Person 1: Do you think hanging with her new group of friends is what turned Kimberly so slutty?

Person 2: Nah, she's been 100% whorganic from the day she was born.
whorganic by meetvirginia July 19, 2010
Old english insult meaning "son of a whore" which quite frankly should have never been taken out of the english laguage.
instead of sone of a bitch you could say whorson.
Whorson by Zopo February 1, 2005
a clever combination of "whore" and "moron." an ingenious girl attending clark came up with it.
you're a whoron.
whoron by a February 18, 2007

whormones 

What drives some people to do slutty and whore-like things.
Guy 1:"Why did she just strip on webcam like that?!"
Guy 2:"Must be those whormones!"
whormones by KingPie September 8, 2007

whormones 

A chemical reaction in the body that posses a woman or man to all of a sudden be horny, sexual, aroused or flirty.
Example 1

Girl 1: Damn that guy is soo hot!
Girl 2 : Relax, its just your whormones!

Example 2

Guy: I just screwed a random girl at the bar last night
Guy 2: Blame it on your whormones!
whormones by SLiCK808z October 8, 2009