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Where the good Lord split you 

The area between the buttocks of a male or female; the vulva
If you're not careful where you sit, you could get a terrible rash where the good Lord split you.

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you 

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass
Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

Whorelord 

He manages a whole bunch of hookers in the red light district - he's a bigtime whorelord.
Whorelord by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010
A new genre of porn which involves elves, wizards, and other mystical creatures. Usually only watched by MMORPG playing nerds, this porn should be avoided at at all costs unless you want to destroy your social status.
Eric: "Did you check out that new awesome lesbian video I told you about yesterday?"
Josh: "No, I was too busy watching Kenlit the Wizard screw Misty the Elf after he caught her stealing his herbs."
Eric: "You were watching whorelore! Josh, you're such a loser."
Whorelore by RagingBonerz April 23, 2008

whorelord 

The queen bee of girls. Calls dibs on guys, very easy to sleep with. Fucks everyone. Usually was very popular in highschool and doesn't like to give up the popularity. Often cock blocks if she cant have the man she wants. Most of her friends talk shit on her.

the grand wizard of sluts
That chick is the fuckin whorelord she fucks everybody.
whorelord by johnnyfeelme March 22, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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