20 definitions by Redbaron

Hanging like a Bitch

One hell of a hangover

“Oh. My. God. I am hanging like a bitch after drinking all of that Asti Spumante last night”

by Redbaron January 27, 2020

Cold Snap

A period of very cold weather that will finish off the old and infirm.

“Gladys next door snuffed it last night”
“It’s this cold snap, it takes them all”

by Redbaron February 10, 2020

Weak Chest

A common side effect of old age

“Oh, don’t let that Coronavirus get on your weak chest. Believe me, it’ll take years off you”

by Redbaron January 27, 2020

Where the Lord split her

The snatch

“Good Lord!! You can see where the Lord split her in those leather trousers!”

by Redbaron January 29, 2020

Fanny Fit

A person who is having a mental meltdown and is letting everyone know about it.

“Have you heard? Ramona is a bag up again.”
“I’ve just heard. She was having a right fanny fit over the radio on the open channel”

by Redbaron June 2, 2020

Adam & Steve

A phrase commonly used by the older generation who are narrow-minded, bigoted homophobes who are still pissed about the mines closing 40 years ago.

“I still can’t believe they closed the pit down, this town has never fully recovered.”
“I’ll tell you who’s to blame; the gays!”
“It’s Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve”

by Redbaron February 10, 2020

How Queer!

Used to express astonishment at unusual circumstances, but it can offend the gays.

“Can you believe it? He’s finaly settled down and not shagging anything that moves!”
“How queer!”

by Redbaron February 19, 2020