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Woobstick 

An intimidating enchanted donkey dick in boner form.
I tried to take Barney back to his stable, but he instead impaled my mouth with his massive woobstick and refused to go.
Woobstick by limpychicken June 12, 2019

whoop stick 

a cigarette that has been covered in pharmaceuticals such as muscle relaxers
i licked the whoop stick to dampen it when i roll it in the pill dust
whoop stick by hansolo69 August 29, 2010

whorestick 

a noun used negatively and figuratively in order to infer that whoever will receive the blows is a whore.
"I'ma beat her with my whorestick!" or "That girl looks like she was beat up with a whorestick."
whorestick by emilyhasarosebud February 3, 2010

Infectious Woobstick 

A highly contagious, infectious woobstick. Can be caught by a human, known as woobitis.
I tried to take Barney to the doctor, but he instead impaled my earhole with his infectious woobstick and refused to go.

Oversized Infectious Woobstick 

Thanks to Barney's oversized infectious woobstick, my whole neighborhood can ride him at once. Just with the 97.656% chance of catching woobitis.

Woodstick classic

The Woodstick classic is the Longest running rivalry in high school sports for these two lacrosse teams of prepy towns. Most stars of these events end up at top colleges for either lacrosse or academics (usually both). These events usually lead to parties of a life time and kids onlooking these game dream of starting for there varsity team and play in this rivalry.
The Woodstick classic parties are going to be mad lit
Woodstick classic by Just a negro December 12, 2016