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1. A useless object that moves when you try to lean on it.

2. A useless person, who through lack of social graces will never shut the fuck up.

3. A useless person who deserves a massive piledriver.

4. A useless person who, thankfully, doesn't wear seatbelts and will most likely die at a young age.

5. The proof that Jesus died in vain.
1. I tried to lean on whipstick

2. Whipstick, shut the fuck up before I piledrive you

3. I piledrived whipstick into a permanent coma, now I use his body as a punching bag.

4. Hey whisptick, put your seatbelt on honey...OH GOD! (crash)
by Progress April 28, 2006
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