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adj: Describes something that is extremely out-of-sorts or generally messed up, but not completely fubar. Especially appropriate when describing a messed up or confusing situation. Considered a Mid-Western American variation of whomperjawed or Whomper Jaded.
Wow, what happened to your car? It's completely whomperjanked.
by CBiscuit93 June 10, 2010

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